It is my sad duty to report that the two being held in custody for questioning have been found in a condition described as "hilariously battered beyond all recognition" in their detention cells. It will appear that they fell down the stairs attempting to escape. Before they expired, they managed to scrawl a confession to sockpuppetry and general wankery on the walls in their own faeces and other unidentified bodily excretions.
Our condolences to any of their friends.
Our condolences to any of their friends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'