ThoughtCurvature (Jordan sock) was chosen to break in my brand new and frankly overpriced wood chipper. Still, there is something to be said for efficient yet enjoyable spectacle, and the look on his face as the cold steel maw devoured his form will provide fuel for the old wank-furnace for some time...
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