Chris Ludwig Wrote:The Mushroom
Once upon a time there was a mushroom
the choice was fork or spoon
and so I ate it
right from the ground
without making a sound
how strange
and yet how bleak
my body became as red as a beet
I clutched my throat
and cursed and stomped
but to no avail
and in the moment of lapse
I began to collapse
into my own entrails
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy