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New Kid on the Block
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RE: New Kid on the Block
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

lol, welcome aboard. I'm here in Kentucky, pissing upstream and whatnot.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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New Kid on the Block - by BrownBabyJesus - July 18, 2014 at 2:08 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by The Grand Nudger - July 18, 2014 at 2:10 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by Dystopia - July 18, 2014 at 2:11 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by BrownBabyJesus - July 18, 2014 at 2:34 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by StealthySkeptic - July 18, 2014 at 2:38 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by ShaMan - July 18, 2014 at 3:01 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by rexbeccarox - July 18, 2014 at 3:08 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by Minimalist - July 18, 2014 at 4:01 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 18, 2014 at 6:41 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by buddabobblehead - July 18, 2014 at 6:48 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by Jenny A - July 18, 2014 at 10:42 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by CindysRain - July 19, 2014 at 12:12 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by *Deidre* - July 19, 2014 at 12:15 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by SteelCurtain - July 19, 2014 at 12:31 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by BrownBabyJesus - July 19, 2014 at 8:55 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by Losty - July 19, 2014 at 12:40 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 19, 2014 at 4:32 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by ignoramus - July 19, 2014 at 9:01 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by Losty - July 19, 2014 at 9:08 am
RE: New Kid on the Block - by JesusHChrist - July 19, 2014 at 2:38 pm
RE: New Kid on the Block - by LivingNumbers - July 31, 2014 at 2:47 pm

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