RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
August 2, 2016 at 5:47 am
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2016 at 5:49 am by SteelCurtain.)
Lol I'm imagining being cast as the model for that stock photo.
Casting agent: "So we are looking for a white 'business man' to do coke off a laptop from 1998. Eraser mouse and SCSI port and all."
Model: "Like This?"
Casting Agent: "Sort of. Try flicking off the laptop. It's got Windows 95 on it and the eraser mouse is way too sensitive even though it's on the lowest setting. Channel that rage. Let's put the coke right next to the Windows sticker."
Model: "How about now?"
Casting Agent: "Almost. Almost there. Try it with this pinstripe jacket that's about 4 sizes too big. It really goes with that Van Heusen and the ridiculous bed head you're rocking."
Casting agent: "So we are looking for a white 'business man' to do coke off a laptop from 1998. Eraser mouse and SCSI port and all."
Model: "Like This?"
Casting Agent: "Sort of. Try flicking off the laptop. It's got Windows 95 on it and the eraser mouse is way too sensitive even though it's on the lowest setting. Channel that rage. Let's put the coke right next to the Windows sticker."
Model: "How about now?"
Casting Agent: "Almost. Almost there. Try it with this pinstripe jacket that's about 4 sizes too big. It really goes with that Van Heusen and the ridiculous bed head you're rocking."
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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