RE: Damned Christians
March 10, 2016 at 11:08 pm
(This post was last modified: March 10, 2016 at 11:10 pm by God of Mr. Hanky.)
(March 10, 2016 at 2:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Stupid motherfucker.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/christia...-save-him/
Quote:Christian ‘prophet’ loses his buttocks to a hungry lion while trying to prove God would save him
Quote:“I do not know what came over me,” Ndiwane confessed. “I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth.”
Another problem I see here is that these modern lions are out of practice when it comes to eating xtians. Come on, boys. Do some drills and get back in game shape!
To see this at halftime, I would not only start watching football again, I may even become a Detroit Lions fan!
Just kidding, Xtians! You wouldn't really miss Pat Robertson that much anyway, would you?
Mr. Hanky loves you!