Previously, a bunch of crazy people Wrote:
Before the priest rubbed holy oil on his bleeding and pleasantly warm elderly cocker spaniel. The dog proceeded to the end of the runway with a skip and took off. "TO SPAAAAACE" it barked. She, however did not agree to my leninist worldview, but the fucking bitch could sing! My heart will go on despising her, but kegal exercises will help me keep my big juicy shit together.
I drew my gun with a pencil. Then I erased all evidence of my own existence except my toes which, cheshire-catlike, haunted innocent children.
That morning, I made an attempt to make sense of these hallucinations.
It was all for the best, the LSD really hurts my balls, but it was worth it for achieving enlightenment. Nevertheless, I wondered if she could ever get the dildo of knowledge to go deep inside the very essence of her withered and bizarrely large gaping fistable stinky toaster. She didn't want any syphilis, so she made sure that everyone wore santa hats.
How this should help anyone is not clear, but it's 100% effective. Meanwhile, the dog began sniffing the deeper levels of Lord Anusius's pit. I think it is cool to befriend Anusius before shoving anything up the vociferous orifices when they pass cum from mouth. Sex was forbidden, but usually encouraged by the high lords of the Loyal Order of MILFs Gone Wild whose membership includes your mom, Kitty, and Frank Sinatra.
While they were retreating to HQ they were assaulted by armoured clowns with enormous dildos
led by a
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."