How to sound like an Online New Atheist

[Mr.wizard]

Well, maybe you should follow your feelings instead of fighting them.

But you're not a real person anyway. At least I hope so for humanity's sake.

I love anybody who isn't a dick to me. But just because I love someone doesn't mean I'm going to let them turn me into a mosquito when I die (or ruin my business). You need to get a grip on your emotions. Yes, some conservative Christians suck and hate gays and stuff that's why you probably think I'm a fundamental dick. I'm not. I could use a million years of nirvana and that's my aim, and I'm not going to allow NOBODY to mess that up. Not even my mother.

You want to discriminate against gays using your business, because you don't think they should have the equal right to marry, but you "love gays"?  Your a homophobic bigot and that's all there is to it, you can spout off "I love gays" all you want but the actions you wish to take against them tell the real story.