Look, it's lovely that you want to be with me and you really do keep me nice and warm.
But every time you sit on my lap I feel like I can't move anymore, like I have to be a statue.
If you could just sit beside me I would feel a lot more relaxed.
I love you but you have to understand that I need my freedom.
Plus, you've started to dribble a little when you purr and I don't like the wet stain it leaves on my pants.
But every time you sit on my lap I feel like I can't move anymore, like I have to be a statue.
If you could just sit beside me I would feel a lot more relaxed.
I love you but you have to understand that I need my freedom.
Plus, you've started to dribble a little when you purr and I don't like the wet stain it leaves on my pants.