(August 5, 2016 at 3:51 am)Thena323 Wrote: Whenever someone noticed me smoking at work before I quit (for the most part) the reaction was always one of pure shock. "I didn't know you smoke! You don't look like you smoke! Oh my Gawd! You smoke?"
I always responded the same.
"I don't look like I smoke? Really? Should I be wearing a leather jacket?"
"No. You know what I mean. You just don't seem like the type of person who smokes."
"I'd bet I don't seem like the type of person who'd do a lot of things."
heh heh..That was always good for a genuinely worried look or two.
Two suggestions for future use:
1) Reply, "I only like to smoke after sex."
2) Fix the nosy prick with a haughty stare before breaking into one of Rizzo's songs from Grease. Then sashay away, grinding out the butt with your shoe (preferably a spike heel).