Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
I don't judge you. I don't even care. You're fine. I mean it. Blah. Behfhrusksbdhdj what happened? What ju talking 'bout? I don't know what you're talking about. I should know that the... Nope. Jfhrhensmdndjdnsndnd I can't hear you. I have no idea what's going on.
Now, if you're a cilantro hater, or a priest, then we got problems. Or if you hate Rob. Or Emma. Or my kids. Or Tim Minchin. Or Tyler. But hfhekfhfhrhskdjhfu? I don't know and I like it that way.
And don't call me Joe. I get that you think because Hayro calls me Mister and I like it, I'll like being called Joe. Dude. Don't. Might as well hate cilantro or keep talking about hdhdgshkshdhd. If I were a dude, my name would be less vanilla, almost equally average, but more musky, beardy, black, and a little bit criminally. Just sayin'. Nothing against Joes. I just don't feel it goes with the face I'd have if I were a dude. Ya know? Carry on.
I don't judge you. I don't even care. You're fine. I mean it. Blah. Behfhrusksbdhdj what happened? What ju talking 'bout? I don't know what you're talking about. I should know that the... Nope. Jfhrhensmdndjdnsndnd I can't hear you. I have no idea what's going on.
Now, if you're a cilantro hater, or a priest, then we got problems. Or if you hate Rob. Or Emma. Or my kids. Or Tim Minchin. Or Tyler. But hfhekfhfhrhskdjhfu? I don't know and I like it that way.
And don't call me Joe. I get that you think because Hayro calls me Mister and I like it, I'll like being called Joe. Dude. Don't. Might as well hate cilantro or keep talking about hdhdgshkshdhd. If I were a dude, my name would be less vanilla, almost equally average, but more musky, beardy, black, and a little bit criminally. Just sayin'. Nothing against Joes. I just don't feel it goes with the face I'd have if I were a dude. Ya know? Carry on.
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