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Dear glasses,
Fuck you for breaking. You couldn't have just let a screw come loose. Noooooo. That would have been easy to replace. You had to break your frame. And it had to be during a time when I just spent $300 for groceries and got my holiday shopping done and am broke so I can't afford a new pair. Wuh...heh...heh...el...I got news for you. While my gorilla glue was past it's usable date, we have plumber putty so my other half fixed your ass good as new so kiss my grits mother fucker.
Dear glasses,
Fuck you for breaking. You couldn't have just let a screw come loose. Noooooo. That would have been easy to replace. You had to break your frame. And it had to be during a time when I just spent $300 for groceries and got my holiday shopping done and am broke so I can't afford a new pair. Wuh...heh...heh...el...I got news for you. While my gorilla glue was past it's usable date, we have plumber putty so my other half fixed your ass good as new so kiss my grits mother fucker.
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