RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 25, 2017 at 3:01 pm
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 3:04 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Quote:Richie: Where have you been?
Eddie: I've been to a car swapping party.
Richie: ...A car swapping party?
Eddie: Yeah, it's great. All the men stand round in a circle and throw
their wives in the middle. Then you pick the one you want and
she escorts you to your car.
Richie: Eddie, you're not married.
Eddie: I know, that's why I came home on the bus. It's parked outside.
Richie: Marvellous banter Eddie, I am bereft of ribs. Now perhaps we
could dally with the truth for a while?
Eddie: Er... oh, right, okay, erm... I was struck by lightning! Ah,
and, er, et cetera.
Richie: Four and a half hours ago you left to collect two fish suppers.
I gave you one pound seventy-five in good faith. Where is my
bit of halibut?
(January 25, 2017 at 2:40 pm)Jello Wrote: ALSO: I lost my debit card, was terrified of having to actually talk to people... TURNS OUT MY BANK'S APP CAN BE USED TO CANCEL WITHOUT ANY HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER
Awesome!
Human contact is nice though. And can even be yummy. But only if it's a non-cretin and I can sympathise that they are in short supply in this world.