It does seem reasonable but, even more reasonable would be to do what Disney did in Florida. Put up more warning signs.
"WARNING: Parents, exposing your kids to our priests is dangerous! It may result in stretched assholes. Stay Out of the Holy Water."
Make all the fuckers wear that as a sandwich board.
"WARNING: Parents, exposing your kids to our priests is dangerous! It may result in stretched assholes. Stay Out of the Holy Water."
Make all the fuckers wear that as a sandwich board.