Damned Pervert Priests - and other assorted Holy Scumbags

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It's time to have a thread dedicated to these miserable motherfuckers.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fl...-1.2794857

Florida cops bust 22 suspected child predators in massive internet sting, including pastor and 46-year-old man who had meth and smoking pipe in his possession

"As a church, we take any allegation of clergy misconduct very seriously," the Alabama-West Florida Conference said in a statement obtained by the newspaper. "The United Methodist Church requires clergy to live by the highest ethical and moral standards. Conduct that violates these standards is a very serious matter and is not tolerated."

Translation:  "We don't want them to get caught!"