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Damned Pervert Priests - and other assorted Holy Scumbags
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RE: Damned Pervert Priests - and other assorted Holy Scumbags
OFC Pinellas Park married them...have you ever been to Pinellas Park?

It's a tiny piece of destitute hellscape surrounded by civilized townships.  The remnants of trailers stretch as far as the eye can see.  The place is a vortex for inclement weather...you can get 6 or 7 tornadoes in PP in a single day and none in any other part of the peninsula. People are standing on every corner asking you for gas.  The only thing it's missing is Tina Turner...but it would be missing Tina Turner.......since it's a central florida Klan stronghold. Life is short and brutish; if you aren't married by eleven, you only have two or three more years before a gator crawls up out of the retention ditch and eats you and/or younger, prettier things consume the attention of local males.
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RE: Damned Pervert Priests - and other assorted Holy Scumbags - by The Grand Nudger - June 2, 2017 at 8:25 am

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