'I can't understand the motivation behind being an Islamic suicide bomber. They're willing to blow themselves to bits on the off chance they're going to get 72 virgins when they die. That's bollocks - become a Catholic priest and get 'em now.' - Jimmy Carr
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson