I worked with a guy in the Civil Service who told me of some Wild West theme park thing in Stoke, or roundabouts, where a friend of his worked as a guide. Apparently he used to greet the visitors dressed as a town sheriff, and in a strange mix of Texan and his native accent he'd say "Well, howdy, me ducks!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
