One that gets me is people confusing "horde" and "hoard". I recently saw this in, of all places, an article on that schlock populist site IFL science. It made my brain want to reach through my nose and punch the screen.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'