Some wiggle/weasel thoughts on how to make it work:
hog heart has to be removed upon death
maybe keep old heart for re-installation upon death
hogs have cloven hooves, just not cud chewing, so less sinful than a dog heart
hog heart better than Jew/Zionist heart
keep hog heart surgery secret, don't tell nobody nuthin
lie about what kind of heart you got
blame infidels if 'wrong' kind of heart gets installed
write a check to whomever is making the biggest fuss
behead anyone that is causing a ruckus about it
be extremely over the top about opposing the practice after secretly getting hog heart
hog heart has to be removed upon death
maybe keep old heart for re-installation upon death
hogs have cloven hooves, just not cud chewing, so less sinful than a dog heart
hog heart better than Jew/Zionist heart
keep hog heart surgery secret, don't tell nobody nuthin
lie about what kind of heart you got
blame infidels if 'wrong' kind of heart gets installed
write a check to whomever is making the biggest fuss
behead anyone that is causing a ruckus about it
be extremely over the top about opposing the practice after secretly getting hog heart
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