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Philadelphia
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Philadelphia
Just finished watching the Phillies lose to the Giants in Philadelphia. As the game wound down there were these constant crowd shots of asshats in the stands praying. Their prayer did not work. The Giants won.

This leads to one of two conclusions:


1. God is a Giants Fan, or

2. There is no god.


I dismiss #1 as a possibility...the Giants have been fuck-ups for far too long to have any divine support.

I'm sure some xtian will pronounce that god does not give a shit about baseball however that makes a liar out of his "son."

Quote:And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive

--Matthew 21:22

Surely, in the entire crowd there must have been one xtian Philly fan who had enough 'faith' to merit a little jesus-assisted single.

Looks like jesus was full of shit...as usual.


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Messages In This Thread
Philadelphia - by Minimalist - October 24, 2010 at 12:14 am
RE: Philadelphia - by solja247 - October 24, 2010 at 12:35 am
RE: Philadelphia - by chasm - October 24, 2010 at 1:05 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Minimalist - October 24, 2010 at 3:02 am
RE: Philadelphia - by ib.me.ub - October 24, 2010 at 3:22 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Rayaan - October 24, 2010 at 3:59 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Zen Badger - October 24, 2010 at 6:48 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Minimalist - October 24, 2010 at 1:03 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by thesummerqueen - October 24, 2010 at 2:37 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by Minimalist - October 24, 2010 at 3:26 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by thesummerqueen - October 24, 2010 at 3:33 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by Minimalist - October 24, 2010 at 6:33 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by thesummerqueen - October 24, 2010 at 6:57 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by Minimalist - October 24, 2010 at 7:49 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by Skipper - October 24, 2010 at 8:58 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by thesummerqueen - October 24, 2010 at 9:50 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by Minimalist - October 24, 2010 at 9:30 pm
RE: Philadelphia - by leo-rcc - October 25, 2010 at 4:56 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Edwardo Piet - October 25, 2010 at 6:57 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Skipper - October 25, 2010 at 7:42 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Zen Badger - October 25, 2010 at 7:58 am
RE: Philadelphia - by KichigaiNeko - October 25, 2010 at 8:02 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Zen Badger - October 31, 2010 at 8:38 am
RE: Philadelphia - by Minimalist - November 1, 2010 at 10:42 pm



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