(October 14, 2015 at 11:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(October 14, 2015 at 8:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Or the archbishop!
psst:
it's a girl
Quote:After not finding a suitable virgin to marry, a rich man takes a young girl from an orphanage and puts her in the care of a monastary until she reaches the age of marriage.
He picks her up ten years later, marries her, and they go on the honeymoon. She is waiting naked in bed and he walks in with a bottle of vaseline in hand and she asks, "what's that for?"
He says, "being your first time, this will help ease it in."
She laughs and says, "why don't you just spit on the end of your dick, like the priests did?"