Quote:The church is particularly alarmed over the uneven skills of some of its current exorcists...
According to what parameters can one's skills as an exorcist be measured? Is there a standardized test involved?
Are there practical exams?
"Ok, Father D'Atri, we're leaving you with one epileptic kid and 8 pigs near a cliffside. You have one hour to complete the exam. You may only use the crucifix, vial of holy water, and number two pencil that we have provided. You will get 12 points for every pig that runs off the cliff. We'll be back in an hour to check on you. Good luck."