(July 13, 2018 at 3:52 pm)Succubus Wrote: ianmtu.
Those cunting Carmelites told us the reason we were forbidden to eat for 10 hours prior to receiving communion was in case we threw up. The holy father would then have to rake through the vomit and retrieve the body of Christ and eat it himself.
Much later I fantasised about breaking in to the church wine cellar and lacing the blood of Christ with ipecac, as in:
Does this wine taste a little sweeter to youuuuuuke!?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.