Pope: Excuse me.
Nun: Yes?
Pope: Are you a virgin?
None: I beg your pardon!
Pope Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Nun: 'If it's not a personal question'? How much more personal can you get? Now, piss off!
slam
Pope: She is.
Cardinals Yeah. Must be. She is. Definitely... Now, where are the choirboys?
(With apologies to Monty Python)
Nun: Yes?
Pope: Are you a virgin?
None: I beg your pardon!
Pope Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Nun: 'If it's not a personal question'? How much more personal can you get? Now, piss off!
slam
Pope: She is.
Cardinals Yeah. Must be. She is. Definitely... Now, where are the choirboys?
(With apologies to Monty Python)
Dying to live, living to die.