RE: Why does science always upstage God?
January 2, 2018 at 1:21 am
(This post was last modified: January 2, 2018 at 1:34 am by Haipule.)
K'den, this is my LAST warning! "Fairies" are Pixies, DON'T fuck with Pixies! They are all female, cute, kind and sweet until you fuck with them and then they're on you like a school of Piranha! Luckily, you have to be 9th level indigo to even encounter them and most of you are just blue 1 or worse, green whatever!
Gnomes live in rocks but, they will steal everything you got, including your other sock if you don't think they are real! They LOVE to fuck with your pathetic unidimensional arrogant self!
Bigfoots lives in, and I mean IN trees. Everyone knows this! Apparently, except you! They are vibrationally beyond your perception of reflected light. They have the ability to down vibrate into your world but, you have no clue how to up vibrate! Shame on you! Bigfoot are totally cool and they are earthlings. Yet, they love the New Testament and, if you cannot quote it, or read it to them, they're just gonna think your a freakin' jerk!
GET REAL!
Gnomes live in rocks but, they will steal everything you got, including your other sock if you don't think they are real! They LOVE to fuck with your pathetic unidimensional arrogant self!
Bigfoots lives in, and I mean IN trees. Everyone knows this! Apparently, except you! They are vibrationally beyond your perception of reflected light. They have the ability to down vibrate into your world but, you have no clue how to up vibrate! Shame on you! Bigfoot are totally cool and they are earthlings. Yet, they love the New Testament and, if you cannot quote it, or read it to them, they're just gonna think your a freakin' jerk!
GET REAL!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.