No where near, but I can give you some advice. When you get to Washington, DC, find your way to a well known coffee shop called 'Tryst'. At the first table to the left of the front door will be seated a red-haired man wearing a blue overcoat. Go up to him and say, 'The oyster owns a fine wristwatch.'
Follow his instructions exactly.
Boru
Follow his instructions exactly.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson