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Somebody came up to me offering to pray for me today
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RE: Somebody came up to me offering to pray for me today
(May 3, 2019 at 3:21 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 3, 2019 at 8:30 am)chimp3 Wrote: I try to be polite since I live in a community of Holy Rollers. I keep a low profile. Best joke about prayer: Prayer is like masturbation.Feels good, does nothing for tne person you're thinking of.
The difference between prayer and masturbation - when a guy finishes wanking off he has SOMETHING to show for his efforts......

George Carlin joke.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Somebody came up to me offering to pray for me today - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 3, 2019 at 5:07 pm

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