(July 28, 2019 at 12:15 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.My advice to all cultists: Don't drink the Kool-Aid!
(July 28, 2019 at 11:53 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: You clearly lack faith and piety if your zeal for human sacrifice is contingent upon the deity actually showing up.
As any pious Christian will tell you, your foolish prayers are for your own stupidification, not god’s.
Oh no.
I am firm in my faith of the Great Old Ones.
Such that upon their remergence I and other cultists will be eaten first and hence spared the sanity shredding and soul destroying power of their being.
Ai! AIi! Cthulhu fhtagn!
*Makes sure the implements are still close by and in a state of readyness.......
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.