I just inputted some variables into my DNA Interpretron, model 666. The results were surprising, one might even say they were miraculous.
The code embedded reads:
Mr. Potato Brain, stop using crank. The half-life of your remaining 1.25 brain cells is already significantly compromised.
god still loves you. However, if you turn over all of your earthly belongings to yours truly, you will be loved even more.
(You didn't hear it from me, but you might just get that little tallywhacker of yours touched, by someone that isn't you, or your mom.)
The code embedded reads:
Mr. Potato Brain, stop using crank. The half-life of your remaining 1.25 brain cells is already significantly compromised.
god still loves you. However, if you turn over all of your earthly belongings to yours truly, you will be loved even more.
(You didn't hear it from me, but you might just get that little tallywhacker of yours touched, by someone that isn't you, or your mom.)