But what about the elk?
For far too long, we have had to put up with these scofflaws. Elk simply do not respect the rule of law and do not know how to behave in a civilized society. They ignore road signs, curfews, and social distancing guidelines. Do you realize that there is not one, single recorded instance of an elk paying a parking citation, or showing up for a court appearance?
This is why I think all police should be armed with elk-seeking missiles.
Boru
For far too long, we have had to put up with these scofflaws. Elk simply do not respect the rule of law and do not know how to behave in a civilized society. They ignore road signs, curfews, and social distancing guidelines. Do you realize that there is not one, single recorded instance of an elk paying a parking citation, or showing up for a court appearance?
This is why I think all police should be armed with elk-seeking missiles.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson