(He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male

[Nihilist Virus]

Hmm, what's he have a penis for?  To expel waste?  To reproduce?  The Bible says the church is the bride of Christ, and Christ is God.  So are you going to suck the God cock for all eternity or is his dick all for show?

To F*ck nonbelievers..   that's my guess, or it could be used to pee with, or write his name on planets with, or put out suns.. or peep cut poop logs or real logs in half with, or maybe pressure wash poop stains out of the insides of heavenly toilets with.. (ever ate lamb it makes you poop really sticky).. or better yet to do with what ever he wants to do with. either way i bet it's a grower and a show-er

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While overseeing a military demonstration of his technology in Siancong, Tony Stark tripped a booby trap that killed his escort and lodged shrapnel in his chest.
The gravely injured Stark was taken captive by the terrorist leader Wong-Chu, and was informed that within a week the shrapnel would penetrate his heart and kill him. Wong-Chu falsely promised Stark that if he built a powerful weapon, he would be allowed to undergo an operation to save his life. Even though Stark realized the tyrant was lying, he agreed, hoping to gain time and access to tools, after gaining access to tool Tony Stark would invent a crude armor hence forth known as the Iron man suit Mach 1.

Checkmate.

Ramen

non-sequitur 

checkmate-ier

You didn't answer my question. Will you be sucking God's cock for all eternity?

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Also, pissing on a star wouldn't "put it out". Stars are not on fire. The addition of material would likely fuel the nuclear fusion, depending on the star's size.