18th century English pirate Benjamin Hornigold [aside: awesome name for a pirate, amiright?] once attacked a sloop off Honduras and took everyone's hats. Hornigold's crew had gotten drunk the night before and tossed their own hats overboard. No other harm was done to the sloop, its crew, or its passengers.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson