It turns out that Maine is actually more horrifying than anything Stephen King could dream up: Joe Vs. Élan School
Jesse Custer, help a bother out, will ya?
You know, I’ve mentioned that Dad and I are planning to make meat pies specifically with veal to simulate the taste of human flesh, and I’ve decided that in honor of all the horseshit that all those kids had to go through, I’m going to name the first slice I eat “Joe Ricci” after the waste of jissom that founded élan school in the first place (and renamed “Jay Cirri” for reasons that I don’t 100% get; it’s one thing to rename literally everyone else, but Given that Ricci has been dead for over 20 years at this point and his antics are a matter of public record, renaming him just seems superfluous.)
Jesse Custer, help a bother out, will ya?
You know, I’ve mentioned that Dad and I are planning to make meat pies specifically with veal to simulate the taste of human flesh, and I’ve decided that in honor of all the horseshit that all those kids had to go through, I’m going to name the first slice I eat “Joe Ricci” after the waste of jissom that founded élan school in the first place (and renamed “Jay Cirri” for reasons that I don’t 100% get; it’s one thing to rename literally everyone else, but Given that Ricci has been dead for over 20 years at this point and his antics are a matter of public record, renaming him just seems superfluous.)
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.