(April 4, 2022 at 12:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have yet to see conclusive proof that peanut butter exists.
Of course, BIG Peanut Butter claims it exists, and they provide "peanut butter" to supermarkets and shops throughout the world, but how real is it?
I've been informed by a reliable source within the industry, one who chooses to remain anonymous due to potential threats to himself and his family, that what we call 'peanut butter' is, in fact, made from rice, just like "potatoes", and that peanuts actually became extinct nearly a century ago, along with potatoes and cattle.
The reason these secrets are kept, is so the industries can keep getting their lucrative peanut, potato, and beef subsidies from the government.
Trust me, if spuds and cows became extinct a century ago, we'd have nuked the world into an asteroid belt 99.9 years ago.
You may take our lives you may take our liberty but you can't take our beef, spuds or licker.
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli
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