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God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy
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RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy
If people believed in free lunches they wouldn't invent propituary agents.

While magical whatsits could be cost free...isn't it amusing that we never genuinely believe them to be? The ferryman and santa and his entire host must all be paid...one way or another. So too, gods.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 6, 2021 at 10:41 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by onlinebiker - December 6, 2021 at 10:45 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 6, 2021 at 10:49 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 6, 2021 at 10:59 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 6, 2021 at 11:11 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 6, 2021 at 11:14 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by onlinebiker - December 7, 2021 at 9:26 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 6, 2021 at 10:55 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Foxaèr - December 6, 2021 at 10:58 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 6, 2021 at 11:01 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Belacqua - December 6, 2021 at 11:47 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 7, 2021 at 12:18 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Oldandeasilyconfused - December 7, 2021 at 12:57 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 16, 2021 at 11:16 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by no one - December 7, 2021 at 12:38 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by ignoramus - December 7, 2021 at 1:42 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Foxaèr - December 7, 2021 at 2:16 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by ignoramus - December 7, 2021 at 3:14 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Brian37 - December 7, 2021 at 3:00 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Fake Messiah - December 7, 2021 at 4:48 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Belacqua - December 7, 2021 at 6:23 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 6:33 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 7, 2021 at 7:29 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 7, 2021 at 7:33 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Fake Messiah - December 7, 2021 at 7:52 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 8:33 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Angrboda - December 7, 2021 at 9:38 am
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RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 7, 2021 at 9:59 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Mister Agenda - December 7, 2021 at 10:38 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by zebo-the-fat - December 7, 2021 at 10:52 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 3:12 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by onlinebiker - December 7, 2021 at 3:29 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by vulcanlogician - December 7, 2021 at 3:33 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 7, 2021 at 3:42 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Ranjr - December 7, 2021 at 3:40 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 3:47 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 7, 2021 at 3:49 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 13, 2021 at 3:36 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 13, 2021 at 4:25 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 7, 2021 at 3:55 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 3:57 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 7, 2021 at 4:58 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 5:34 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by R00tKiT - December 7, 2021 at 5:40 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 5:43 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Valkyrie - December 7, 2021 at 5:48 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by R00tKiT - December 7, 2021 at 5:53 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Valkyrie - December 7, 2021 at 5:54 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by vulcanlogician - December 7, 2021 at 6:10 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by R00tKiT - December 7, 2021 at 6:19 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2021 at 5:54 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by R00tKiT - December 7, 2021 at 5:57 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Valkyrie - December 7, 2021 at 6:02 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by R00tKiT - December 7, 2021 at 6:04 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Valkyrie - December 7, 2021 at 6:07 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Angrboda - December 7, 2021 at 6:42 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Ranjr - December 7, 2021 at 7:51 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Peebo-Thuhlu - December 7, 2021 at 8:52 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Ranjr - December 8, 2021 at 1:38 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 8, 2021 at 6:31 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 8, 2021 at 7:50 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Belacqua - December 9, 2021 at 4:36 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 9, 2021 at 8:37 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Mister Agenda - December 9, 2021 at 10:54 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 9, 2021 at 10:57 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Mister Agenda - December 9, 2021 at 11:03 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Belacqua - December 10, 2021 at 5:34 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 15, 2021 at 9:19 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 15, 2021 at 10:31 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 15, 2021 at 10:37 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Architect Of Fate - December 15, 2021 at 10:38 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 15, 2021 at 11:39 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 9, 2021 at 7:02 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 9, 2021 at 10:59 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 9, 2021 at 1:24 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 10, 2021 at 8:54 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 9, 2021 at 1:34 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 10, 2021 at 8:27 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 10, 2021 at 9:06 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 10, 2021 at 9:24 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 10, 2021 at 9:31 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 10, 2021 at 9:42 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 10, 2021 at 9:54 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 10, 2021 at 9:57 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 10, 2021 at 10:10 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Angrboda - December 10, 2021 at 10:31 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 10, 2021 at 10:34 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Angrboda - December 10, 2021 at 10:41 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 10, 2021 at 10:56 am
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RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Abaddon_ire - December 10, 2021 at 3:28 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 10, 2021 at 6:41 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 10, 2021 at 6:57 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Abaddon_ire - December 11, 2021 at 4:31 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 10, 2021 at 7:51 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Oldandeasilyconfused - December 10, 2021 at 7:06 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by brewer - December 10, 2021 at 8:18 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by DLJ - December 10, 2021 at 8:57 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 10, 2021 at 9:01 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by DLJ - December 10, 2021 at 9:47 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by arewethereyet - December 10, 2021 at 10:11 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 11, 2021 at 12:01 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Jehanne - December 11, 2021 at 12:19 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Mister Agenda - December 13, 2021 at 1:32 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Architect Of Fate - December 11, 2021 at 12:04 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 11, 2021 at 7:23 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Angrboda - December 11, 2021 at 7:15 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 13, 2021 at 4:20 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 15, 2021 at 7:53 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Belacqua - December 15, 2021 at 10:30 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 15, 2021 at 10:39 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Grand Nudger - December 15, 2021 at 8:00 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Ranjr - December 16, 2021 at 12:21 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2021 at 11:48 am
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 16, 2021 at 12:02 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2021 at 4:03 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 16, 2021 at 5:54 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 16, 2021 at 7:44 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 16, 2021 at 8:03 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Architect Of Fate - December 16, 2021 at 10:04 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2021 at 9:40 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by Jehanne - December 16, 2021 at 10:04 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by polymath257 - December 16, 2021 at 10:24 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by LadyForCamus - December 17, 2021 at 1:49 pm
RE: God, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy - by The Architect Of Fate - December 16, 2021 at 10:02 pm

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