I choose Santa.
The Tooth Fairy only shows up for at most 7 teeth. And she's cheaper than the great aunt who sends a check for 3.50 when you turned 8. It costs more to keep your teeth than to lose them. If you're gonna break in my room, Tinkerbell, don't reach under the pillow. I put the tooth lower this time. Fuckin tease.
God could give me eternal bliss or agony, but the rules are so impossible, they're a waste of time. Fuck that prick, I'm gonna party. Hell ain't shit. I've been to Shreveport.
Santa always comes through. He says you have to be more nice than than naughty, but I've done some really bad things. At first, they were accidental. But after the presents kept coming, it became a challenge. He always delivered. So, go Santa!
The Tooth Fairy only shows up for at most 7 teeth. And she's cheaper than the great aunt who sends a check for 3.50 when you turned 8. It costs more to keep your teeth than to lose them. If you're gonna break in my room, Tinkerbell, don't reach under the pillow. I put the tooth lower this time. Fuckin tease.
God could give me eternal bliss or agony, but the rules are so impossible, they're a waste of time. Fuck that prick, I'm gonna party. Hell ain't shit. I've been to Shreveport.
Santa always comes through. He says you have to be more nice than than naughty, but I've done some really bad things. At first, they were accidental. But after the presents kept coming, it became a challenge. He always delivered. So, go Santa!
