RE: The Atheist Forums Playlist
June 22, 2021 at 8:40 pm
(This post was last modified: June 22, 2021 at 8:41 pm by Rev. Rye.)
And I just found out that the story that this song is supposed to tell is utterly insane.
Quote:While Henry Hamilton-Smythe minor (8) was playing croquet with Cynthia Jane De Blaise-William (9), sweet-smiling Cynthia raised her mallet high and gracefully removed Henry's head. Two weeks later, in Henry's nursery, she discovered his treasured musical box. Eagerly she opened it and as "Old King Cole" began to play, a small spirit-figure appeared. Henry had returned - but not for long, for as he stood in the room his body began ageing rapidly, leaving a child's mind inside. A lifetime's desires surged through him. Unfortunately the attempt to persuade Cynthia Jane to fulfill his romantic desire led his nurse to the nursery to investigate the noise. Instinctively Nanny hurled the musical box at the bearded child, destroying both.
So, imagine that you're a nine-year-old girl listening to a music box and all of a sudden, a boy you recently beheaded has re-appeared before your eyes. But he's aging rapidly and begging for you to fuck him. And by the end, he's an old man. That's fucking terrifying.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.