What Were You Dreaming About Last Night?

[AFTT47]

I dreamed I was an American Major League Baseball player and I was frantically searching through statistics to find out how many home runs I hit last year. I was frantic because try as I might, I couldn't remember hitting a single home run last year. I guess reality was seeping into my dream because there is a reason I couldn't recall even a single home run: I didn't hit any! That of course is due to the fact that I'm NOT a MLB player. In fact at this point, a group of 5-year-olds picking members for a team would probably pick me last.

I have weird dreams.