I've been tempted to dress as jesus, walk into a Mormon service, and spout the Jim Morrisionism: "When I was back in seminary school somebody put forth the proposition that you can petition the lord with prayer, that you can - petition the lord - with prayer! That you can petition the lord with prayer. YOU CANNOT PETTITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!" Then I would add my own bit of chicanery and add something like this: "I haven't listened to dumb fucks for 2000 years, what makes me think I'd listen to you now. It's obvious that your magic underwear has cut off the blood flow to your brains. Oh, do you have directions to the catholic church? "
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus