https://atheistforums.org/ Sat, 14 Nov 2026 11:30:57 +0000 MyBB https://atheistforums.org/thread-66769.html Mon, 12 Oct 2026 08:36:21 +0000 The Valkyrie]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66769.html

Memes, quotes, memories, whatever.

Have at it

And remember, Nullus Anxietus!

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Memes, quotes, memories, whatever.

Have at it

And remember, Nullus Anxietus!

]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66768.html Mon, 12 Oct 2026 06:54:01 +0000 The Valkyrie]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66768.html
Cool fictional animals.

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Cool fictional animals.

]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66656.html Tue, 31 Mar 2026 17:44:50 +0000 BrianSoddingBoru4]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66656.html
2. They keep insisting that I should try THIS kind of pizza.

3. They tend to dress better than I do.

4. Many of them can’t sing.

and most of all

5. Some of them seem to spend a lot of time pissing off a hypothetical Scotsman.

Boru]]>
2. They keep insisting that I should try THIS kind of pizza.

3. They tend to dress better than I do.

4. Many of them can’t sing.

and most of all

5. Some of them seem to spend a lot of time pissing off a hypothetical Scotsman.

Boru]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66490.html Mon, 07 Jul 2025 17:14:44 +0000 Nay_Sayer]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66490.html

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]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66420.html Sun, 04 May 2025 21:59:04 +0000 Fake Messiah]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66420.html https://atheistforums.org/thread-66414.html Tue, 22 Apr 2025 18:41:43 +0000 Nay_Sayer]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66414.html 1. Cardinal Cod


Pros: Endorsed by Boru, All about that bass
Cons: Seems Fishy


2. Cardinal Köfte



Pros: Man of the people, Rescues shelter dogs.
Cons: Strong Pastafarian leanings

3. Cardinal Cardinal

Pros: Early riser, Makes nice music
Cons: Focused mainly on worms and nesting



4. C̶̙̲̗̞̙̫̫͍̥̭͍̞̺̠̋̌̔͛̓͋͛̐̽͜͠ͅŢ̷̣̣̘͍̹̘̹͎̠̻͕̹̔̇̉͛̇̀́̽͆͜ͅH̴̨̺͓̼̘̭͈͇͉̙̳̭͒͋̋̾̿̈́̒ͅŰ̸͇͎̯̠ͅL̶̯͚̓̅̊̎̉́̾̍̕͠͝Ȟ̴̨̢̨̥̲͓͙̟̥̬̟̼͚̫̯͑̅͒̃͂̓̚̕ͅU̸̩̜͇̬̪̓́̿́̒̄̓͒̂́̽̿̀̎̂ͅ


Pros: Unbiased, Uncoruptable
Cons: Incomprehensible form


5: Other (Please state)


Choose wisely]]> 1. Cardinal Cod


Pros: Endorsed by Boru, All about that bass
Cons: Seems Fishy


2. Cardinal Köfte



Pros: Man of the people, Rescues shelter dogs.
Cons: Strong Pastafarian leanings

3. Cardinal Cardinal

Pros: Early riser, Makes nice music
Cons: Focused mainly on worms and nesting



4. C̶̙̲̗̞̙̫̫͍̥̭͍̞̺̠̋̌̔͛̓͋͛̐̽͜͠ͅŢ̷̣̣̘͍̹̘̹͎̠̻͕̹̔̇̉͛̇̀́̽͆͜ͅH̴̨̺͓̼̘̭͈͇͉̙̳̭͒͋̋̾̿̈́̒ͅŰ̸͇͎̯̠ͅL̶̯͚̓̅̊̎̉́̾̍̕͠͝Ȟ̴̨̢̨̥̲͓͙̟̥̬̟̼͚̫̯͑̅͒̃͂̓̚̕ͅU̸̩̜͇̬̪̓́̿́̒̄̓͒̂́̽̿̀̎̂ͅ


Pros: Unbiased, Uncoruptable
Cons: Incomprehensible form


5: Other (Please state)


Choose wisely]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66264.html Wed, 01 Jan 2025 09:55:38 +0000 BrianSoddingBoru4]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66264.html
1. Donald Trump will admit to all the massive mistakes, misjudgments, and crimes he's committed over the years.

2. After going from country to pop, Taylor Swift will enter the death metal phase of her career.

3. A live-action Danger Mouse film will shatter all existing box office records, in spite of never rising above 6% on Rotten Tomatoes.

4. Elon Musk will be burned in effigy ('Effigy' is a small town in Montana).

5. Wood will be outlawed as a house building material, to be replaced by Legos.

6. The next country to land people on the moon will be Fiji.

7. The Beatles song 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' will inexplicably top the Billboard charts for six weeks.

8. A new species of fish will be discovered and promptly eaten to extinction.

9. The decline in worldwide church attendance will accelerate as more people realize that it's just a bloody boring time-suck.

10. You will all be astonished at the accuracy of these predictions and send me large cash donations to fund my ministry.

Boru]]>
1. Donald Trump will admit to all the massive mistakes, misjudgments, and crimes he's committed over the years.

2. After going from country to pop, Taylor Swift will enter the death metal phase of her career.

3. A live-action Danger Mouse film will shatter all existing box office records, in spite of never rising above 6% on Rotten Tomatoes.

4. Elon Musk will be burned in effigy ('Effigy' is a small town in Montana).

5. Wood will be outlawed as a house building material, to be replaced by Legos.

6. The next country to land people on the moon will be Fiji.

7. The Beatles song 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' will inexplicably top the Billboard charts for six weeks.

8. A new species of fish will be discovered and promptly eaten to extinction.

9. The decline in worldwide church attendance will accelerate as more people realize that it's just a bloody boring time-suck.

10. You will all be astonished at the accuracy of these predictions and send me large cash donations to fund my ministry.

Boru]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66248.html Wed, 18 Dec 2024 04:32:09 +0000 PhCritique]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66248.html existence
If a creator god is outside of existence, isn't it dead?  IDK

The next time I hear someone claim that a creator god is outside of time or reality, 
I'll be exiting to witness it's existence.
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If a creator god is outside of existence, isn't it dead?  IDK

The next time I hear someone claim that a creator god is outside of time or reality, 
I'll be exiting to witness it's existence.
]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66235.html Wed, 11 Dec 2024 20:09:20 +0000 dr. underhill]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66235.html https://atheistforums.org/thread-66212.html Fri, 29 Nov 2024 18:31:11 +0000 Modern Atheism]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66212.html
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]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66154.html Sat, 05 Oct 2024 03:25:53 +0000 The Valkyrie]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66154.html
Fake French Accent...

"Ah, ze voices in my 'ead are talking to me again!"

"I will lead your armies against the English, my king!"

"You see, with ze 'elp of God, I 'ave won zis battle!:

"Oh no, I 'ave lost a battle."

"Now, I 'ave been captured. But I believe God will rescue me. For I am 'Is chosen!"

"Sacre-bleu! My tits are on fire!"

The End.]]>
Fake French Accent...

"Ah, ze voices in my 'ead are talking to me again!"

"I will lead your armies against the English, my king!"

"You see, with ze 'elp of God, I 'ave won zis battle!:

"Oh no, I 'ave lost a battle."

"Now, I 'ave been captured. But I believe God will rescue me. For I am 'Is chosen!"

"Sacre-bleu! My tits are on fire!"

The End.]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66110.html Thu, 05 Sep 2024 02:53:59 +0000 Paleophyte]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66110.html https://atheistforums.org/thread-66102.html Sun, 01 Sep 2024 18:12:02 +0000 Fake Messiah]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66102.html
But on the other side, there is no church for Barbies, and she seems very independent and not subdued to a man like Paul ordered women to be if they want to go to heaven.

I'm lost. I need your help with solving this.]]>
But on the other side, there is no church for Barbies, and she seems very independent and not subdued to a man like Paul ordered women to be if they want to go to heaven.

I'm lost. I need your help with solving this.]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66049.html Tue, 23 Jul 2024 19:39:06 +0000 Fake Messiah]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-66049.html https://atheistforums.org/thread-65978.html Sat, 01 Jun 2024 21:26:12 +0000 Jackie]]> https://atheistforums.org/thread-65978.html
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w7xDZc22Cqo]]>
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w7xDZc22Cqo]]>