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Current time: April 29, 2024, 8:30 am

Which one of these shit bands is the shittiest?
Of Monsters and Men, I mean come off it: they aren't a real band. All they've got going for them is like, one song, and that song was only theirs by the power of meth.
14.29%
CleanShavenJesus
1 14.29%
Imagine Dragons, with lyrics like these: who needs words? The only way to bear listening to their songs is if you don't know English. It's puke-inducing.
0%
0 0%
Muse. You've heard one Muse song? You've heard them all. Listening through their albums once is worse than 'it's a small world after all' on repeat for fifty years.
0%
0 0%
OneRepubllic, try having 'Somebody that I Used to Know' replayed endlessly overlapped with a couple of pedophiles: you have created a OneRepublic song. Maybe there's hope for the futur-THIS KIND OF BAND IS THE FUTURE.
28.57%
Dragonetti, Kayenneh
2 28.57%
Dream Theater, if they were more long-winded they'd manage to sail around the world without taking a second breath. I heard that they play their instruments by breathing on them. Like giving a BJ to a trumpet.
14.29%
Gearbreak
1 14.29%
Beethoven. The guy was fucking deaf, and his music SHOWS THAT. I could randomly piddle my fingers around on a keyboard and I'd make better music. It is shit, and it should be allowed to die. FIND A NEW GODDAMN CRIPPLE.
14.29%
Violet
1 14.29%
I'm a hipster (and having a go at Beethoven? Fuck you, bitch!). I also suck giant donkey schlong <- if you select this option, you're owning up to that.
28.57%
Cato, Nine
2 28.57%
Total: 7 vote(s) 100%