Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

The fucking catholicks should recruit this guy.  He's cardinal material.

http://news.fark.com/newdata/news?ad=190...view&out=1

Pastor Michael Orten of the Truth Apostolic Church in Madisonville, Kentucky, is being called “pro-rape” after he not only hired a man convicted of raping a 13-year-old girl but then proceeded to defend the man’s crimes, likening the forcible rape of a young girl at knifepoint to stealing candy.
Orten also inferred that the child who his employee raped while holding a razor blade to her throat somehow bore equal responsibility in her own violent assault, saying that it “takes two to tango.”

[Minimalist]

Idiot.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/south-ca...as-coming/

South Carolina woman rams car into Walmart because she thought the Rapture was coming

I can think of a lot better reasons to crash into a WalMart.

[vorlon13]

BOGO on celery ?

[Minimalist]

Fucking Kansas is going broke but they waste money on bullshit like this?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/court-sm...chool-ban/

Court smacks down Kansas Christians for labeling evolution a religion to force school ban

Fuck all xtians.  Silly bastards.

[Minimalist]

And then there are the ones who stray over the line from silly to dangerous.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/mom-who-...en-bloody/

Mom who took kids to sing for Oregon militants claims biblical right to beat her children bloody

A sheriff’s deputy testified that one boy who fled told investigators that his mother had beaten one sibling until the child’s nose bled — and continued to beat the child.
“He described a spanking that consisted of 47 swats,” the deputy testified. “He described that after 27 spankings, the child started to bleed from the nose, and 20 more spanks occurred after that.”
Sharp admitted to using a rod to punish her children.
“A lot of my friends know that I use a rod,” Sharp testified. “That is not a secret.”

Perhaps she needs to be beaten with a few rods herself?

[Minimalist]

Shithead.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/mississi...of-prayer/

Mississippi mayor ridiculed for plans to make potholes go away with the power of prayer

[Minimalist]

Another horny old baptist fuckwad.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/nc-pasto...to-my-ear/

NC pastor busted for assaulting woman seeking counseling: ‘He started sticking his tongue into my ear’

Cuz that's what fucking jesus would do.

[Minimalist]

Another catholick wannabe.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/texas-ch...in-malawi/

Texas Christian missionary pleads guilty to sexual abusing at least 5 orphans in Malawi

[The Grand Nudger]

Shithead.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/mississi...of-prayer/

Mississippi mayor ridiculed for plans to make potholes go away with the power of prayer

Now wait a minute, we might be able to make that work.  We could fill those potholes with all of the dumbasses praying for the potholes to go away (where better to pray than ground zero of the problem, eh?).......bet that'd solve more than just their pothole problem too. Value-added.

[vorlon13]

Why would god respond to prayers to fix a road used by iron chariots ??