(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.
Boru
But can an Irishman walk OUT of a bar without assistance?
Dying to live, living to die.
joke time
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(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar. But can an Irishman walk OUT of a bar without assistance?
Dying to live, living to die.
I discovered a little bit of family history today.
In 1941 my great grandfather joined the Aussie Air Force to fight the Japanese. His friends all laughed and said he'd never take down a single Japanese aircraft. In 1978 he proved his detractors wrong.
Dying to live, living to die.
When they say the jokes on you, they're talking about your face.
(February 11, 2020 at 8:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar. Walk? No. Crawl? Absolutely. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(February 11, 2020 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I discovered a little bit of family history today. I think I'm missing something. I looked up Japan air crashes in 1978, and all I came up with was JAL flight 115, and the subsequent botched repair that later cost over 500 lives. I know it's not funny if you have to explain it, but, frankly, I'm puzzled (and a little slow after two scotches).
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Recent special "interview":
Prosecutor: "Did you murder the victim?" Me: "No." Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?" Me: "Less than murder."
Dying to live, living to die.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She made gagging noises...
Dying to live, living to die.
Roman soldier 1: What year is it?
Roman soldier 2: 50 BC Roman soldier 1: What does BC stand for? Roman soldiet 2: Before Christ. Roman soldier 1: Who's Christ? Roman soldier 2: How the hell should I know?
Dying to live, living to die.
I just found out I’m colour blind - boy, THAT news hit me like a bolt out of the orange.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I'm trying to make a vegan meatloaf but he keeps escaping.
Dying to live, living to die.
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