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joke time
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I hear there’s a new fragrance being targeted to introverts. It’s called ‘Leave Me The Fa-Cologne.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (November 7, 2023 at 9:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I hear there’s a new fragrance being targeted to introverts. It’s called ‘Leave Me The Fa-Cologne.’ I'd like to order a case, please. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
Years ago, when we were going through a rough financial patch, my wife told me, ‘Cheer up! Things could be worse - at least we’re not in a deep, water-filled hole in the ground.’
I know she meant well. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I have several Hispanic friends. Whenever I’m with them, I try to work the word ‘mucho’ into the conversation. It means a lot to them.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 RE: joke time
November 11, 2023 at 7:41 pm
(This post was last modified: November 11, 2023 at 7:44 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Mark Zuckerberg- Oh Satan I offer my soul in exchange for power
The Devil -You can't offer what you don't have buddy !!!!
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM 
Me after drinking too much on Saturday.
"Shit, I can't feel my legs!" Him, "Those are my legs, you dopey bitch!" Me, "Thank fuck for that! For a moment I thought I'd grown a dick!"
Dying to live, living to die.
Anyone know where @Darinda has been?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Oh, so "the Lord hath made folly of the wisdom of this world,", huh?
Big deal. Most of it was folly in the first place.
I sneak up on you while you're sleeping.
Before you realise what is happening, I tie you up and drag you to the kitchen. There, I force the medicine down your throat. But you break free and flee the house. But I got you, cat. I GOT you!
Dying to live, living to die.
I haven’t slept for ten days straight, because that would be way too long.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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