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joke time
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When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, she should simply say, ‘Thank you’. I don’t need to hear all that who-are-you-and-how-did-you-get-in-my-house nonsense.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
My friend Simon just discovered he's both gay and dyslexic.
Right now he's in Daniel.
Dying to live, living to die.
(December 2, 2023 at 7:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, she should simply say, ‘Thank you’. I don’t need to hear all that who-are-you-and-how-did-you-get-in-my-house nonsense. ![[Image: GAIFyok-W0-AAj-M-V-jpeg.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/mzyWPR3/GAIFyok-W0-AAj-M-V-jpeg.jpg)
Dying to live, living to die.
Elon Musk met with the Israeli PM and told Neti-yahoo tjat he could destroy Hamas in a week!
The problem: Hamas won't sell and accept him as CEO...
Dying to live, living to die.
Apparently, when a woman seductively tells you that you can stick it anywhere you want, 'in her sister' is not a viable option.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
"Hoe-hoe-hoe!:
- Santa on Boxing Day, up to his beard in hookers.
Dying to live, living to die.
 (December 5, 2023 at 10:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Hoe-hoe-hoe!: But he only comes once a year, so one or maybe two of them are going to be sore...
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan de Bont as director. That film did not have a director, because if it had any direction at all, it would have been called Velocity.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (December 6, 2023 at 12:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan de Bont as director. That film did not have a director, because if it had any direction at all, it would have been called Velocity. Ooh! A Physics joke! Too bad I retired from teaching Physics and Chem in 2014. I would definitely have used it. "For-eh-ver".
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I like Mexican food because it's so healthy - it's full of amigo acids.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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