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joke time
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If the Goo Goo dolls ever tour with Lady Gaga, the concert promoters are missing a trick if they don’t bill it as ‘The Goo Goo Gaga Tour’.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (December 13, 2023 at 3:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the Goo Goo dolls ever tour with Lady Gaga, the concert promoters are missing a trick if they don’t bill it as ‘The Goo Goo Gaga Tour’. ![[Image: s4okx.jpg]](https://i.imgflip.com/s4okx.jpg)
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  (December 13, 2023 at 3:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the Goo Goo dolls ever tour with Lady Gaga, the concert promoters are missing a trick if they don’t bill it as ‘The Goo Goo Gaga Tour’. ![[Image: F3-M1-Zvv-XMAAgj-Fm.webp]](https://i.ibb.co/BZJn3sh/F3-M1-Zvv-XMAAgj-Fm.webp)
Dying to live, living to die.
The difference between Melania and Lady Justice is that Lady Justice is still coming for Donald...
Dying to live, living to die.
 RE: joke time
December 14, 2023 at 10:36 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2023 at 10:37 pm by Fireball.)
(December 14, 2023 at 9:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The difference between Melania and Lady Justice is that Lady Justice is still coming for Donald... The Scales in one hand, and a sword in the other. I'm liking this! #NoJoke
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Some people say that women shouldn't have kids after 40, and I agree...40 kids is WAY too many.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
Maybe that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
“What was that for?” he asked. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied. “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explained. “Oh honey, I’m sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.” Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, “What in the world was that for?” She replied, “Your horse called.”
Some varieties of date palms don’t produce fruit until the tree is 70-80 years old. This has led to the adage, ‘The man who plants dates does not harvest dates.’
A young Buddhist acolyte sees his master planting date palms in his garden. He approaches the elderly man and asks, ‘Reverend sir - why do you plant dates when you know that will never live to harvest them?’ The old man rises from his work, smiles kindly on the young man and, with the wisdom of the ages, says, Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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