GTA V

[InevitableCheese]

I just got it early for PC. Heres a tutorial:

[bladevalant546]

It has boobies and it is fun, love using hookers and getting my money back HA!. Story is not bad either.

[Walking Void]

Is anybody watching UberHaxorNova play this?

[Cato]

Grand Theft Auto V. The amusing thing to me is that the marketers had to wrap the V with a banner that reads 'five'. Do the buyers really not know Roman numerals? Holy fuck!

I would love to be a teenage boy today. 75% of the competition is too busy thumbing a control pad for fake 'boobies' while I trapse around showing interest in 'real' boobies. I could go into second base with a stand-up double, rather than being tagged out a yard short.

[Napoléon]

Oh shit! Is that what the V stands for? Wow! You learn something new everyday!

[Fidel_Castronaut]

So far, I'm loving it.

It's the little aspects of the game that they've changed that really make a difference IMHO.

Such as escaping form the poe-lice and the mechanics they've introduced. Changing cars means it's less likely the police will spot you, and hiding in an alley way and turning your lights off and seeing the police drive past, or creep by and shine their spotlight around to see if they can see someone.

IF you've ever seen the film "Drive" with Ryan Gosling, the police chases have become a bit more like the initial 'chase' sequence that's on there (without spoling the film or the game). You can still drive as fast and as hard as you can to get away, or you can act stealthily and try and hide in plain sight. Love it.

[Napoléon]

Some of the random things that happen are pretty cool as well. For instance, I shot some guy off his bike outside a hospital, and the medics run over to revive him. Next thing you know someone else in a car runs one of the paramedics over, the other paramedic grabs him out of his car, and they have a fight. Guy from the car wins, the other medic manages to get back up, cracks him round the head and with one shot he's out. Funniest fucking thing I've ever seen, and to top it off the medic who's won the fight tries to revive the other medic, literally says "fuck this" and walks off into the sunset.

All that happened, and it wasn't scripted or anything. Fucking brilliant game, the AI is a step above anything else I've seen. I think the people who knock GTA and only focus on the 'drugs, sex, violence' aspect of it have probably never even played it.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Some of the random things that happen are pretty cool as well. For instance, I shot some guy off his bike outside a hospital, and the medics run over to revive him. Next thing you know someone else in a car runs one of the paramedics over, the other paramedic grabs him out of his car, and they have a fight. Guy from the car wins, the other medic manages to get back up, cracks him round the head and with one shot he's out. Funniest fucking thing I've ever seen, and to top it off the medic who's won the fight tries to revive the other medic, literally says "fuck this" and walks off into the sunset.

All that happened, and it wasn't scripted or anything. Fucking brilliant game, the AI is a step above anything else I've seen. I think the people who knock GTA and only focus on the 'drugs, sex, violence' aspect of it have probably never even played it.

Ha that sounds hilarious.

I've noticed that the AI does script a lot of funny random events to occur. I've been driving past and had a guy ram the back of my car, then drive off with 2 police cars chasing after him. I joined in the chase which went on for ages before the escaping car rammed into a building and they were shot by the police.

Also seen lots of people just fighting on the street and going at each other.

Yeah I agree with you, think a lot of people who criticise the game have probably never even played it.

[bladevalant546]

I have been run over by one of those chases, I also been shot at by stealing some random ladies car too.

[paulpablo]

What are the chases from the police like? How far do they esculate? I used to love getting the army after me in previous GTA games although I haven't played on properly for a while I don't know if the army still gets involved.