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RE: Christian motives to lie.
July 7, 2014 at 8:57 pm
Do religious people even acknowledge that we are 99% chimpanzee DNA.
Why else do we sling shit at each other all day everyday?
Because we're here on earth for no apparent reason and we have nothing else to do.
And for catholics and Christians to be arguing on an atheist forum confirms it for me.
Banana anyone? They're made of 50% jebus.
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July 7, 2014 at 11:08 pm
Bananas are so gross
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July 8, 2014 at 12:16 am
That 1 percent is one helluva big deal.
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July 8, 2014 at 1:12 am
I wonder if there are any chimps that don't like bananas 
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RE: Christian motives to lie.
July 8, 2014 at 1:46 am
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2014 at 1:49 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Given that chimps have been known to favor specific brands of smokes - I;m inclined to assume that there are. I doubt you get to the point of scrutinizing the various blends of tobacco before you ever consider whether or not you like a banana - if you're the banana eating type.
Keep in mind, they don't eat cavendishes...they eat shitty bananas.
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July 8, 2014 at 1:53 am
Cavendishes?
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RE: Christian motives to lie.
July 8, 2014 at 2:05 am
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The bananas we eat. They're clones. All of them. Nary a native in the bunch. Cavendishes (the name of the cultivar).
Extensive development from as far back as the 1700's. Bananas in the wild aren't sweet or soft - they don't yellow and they aren't easy to peel. They look and taste like giant green turds - and eating them will likely make you sick, if not violently ill (consumed raw). Bananas are probably the singlemost impressive non-grain crop in our arsenal.
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July 8, 2014 at 4:02 am
Bananas are an English fruit.
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July 9, 2014 at 2:16 am
(July 8, 2014 at 5:31 am)Confused Ape Wrote: (July 8, 2014 at 4:02 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Bananas are an English fruit.
Yes, of course. The original wild bananas grew everywhere in England but only the Anglo Saxons thought of cultivating them. The county of Kent is very famous for its many banana plantations.
Banana history: http://cwh.ucsc.edu/bananas/Site/Modern%...anana.html
"In the 1820s and 1830s, British botanists in the United Kingdom’s overseas colonies became fascinated with the banana plant and fruit. Englishman Charles Telfair, enamored with the bananas he encountered on his journeys around the Indian Ocean and China, began a collection of plantain plants on the island Mauritius. In 1829, he shipped a couple of banana plants to an acquaintance in England, where they eventually passed into the hands of the 7th Duke of Devonshire, William Cavendish, upon his acquaintance’s passing. Cavendish was able to cultivate the plants, and the Cavendish banana was formally recognized as a cultivar in 1836. From England, the cultivar was subsequently diffused back into the tropical zones, including, with the help of such missionaries as John Williams, introductions into previously unknown environments, such as islands of the South Pacific. In 1855, the Cavendish banana spread from Tahiti into Hawaii, Australia, and Papua New Guinea. "
The best banana I ever had was a small variety in Thailand. Absolutely wonderful.
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