All Hail the Second Amendment

[Minimalist]

Let's see what today's butcher's bill is:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-ve...le-springs

Target shooting ricochet blamed for man’s death in Tule Springs

http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/Accide...Y.facebook

Hialeah police say the 20-year-old Sanchez, Martinez and another person were smoking marijuana in a parking lot and were taking photos with the gun. Sanchez pulled the trigger, striking Martinez, who died Saturday.

http://www.thenorthwestern.com/story/new.../24651035/

Man accidentally shoots daughter while cleaning gun

http://florida.247sports.com/Bolt/Former...g-36077216

Former Florida walk-on dead after accidental shooting

http://www.chestertontribune.com/PoliceF...accide.htm

A Portage man sustained minor injuries on Saturday after a handgun which his friend was handling at a Liberty Township residence accidentally discharged and struck him, the Porter County Sheriff’s Police said.

http://www.recorderonline.com/news/farmw...7bc12.html

A farmworker picking blueberries near Road 148 and Avenue 208 was shot in the leg Friday morning by a teenager practicing his shooting about a half a mile awa

http://www.startribune.com/local/295694661.html

Police: 15-year-old Coon Rapids boy accidentally shot, wounded girlfriend before killing self

I make it 4 dead and 4 wounded in the cause of FREEDOM for gun nuts.

[Minimalist]

And today:

More shitheads with guns.


http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2015-...cksonville

18-year-old shoots self in the thumb in Northwest Jacksonville

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/local/...e.html?c=r

Cops: Kensington CAPA senior accidentally slain by classmate

http://www.eacourier.com/news/man-accide...bb627.html

Man accidentally shoots self while driving

http://www.wmtw.com/news/wednesday-eveni...8/31722618

MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FOOT IN SCARBOROUGH.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-ve...imself-leg

Las Vegas man accidentally shoots himself in the leg

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/28412...ls-himself

St. Pete man accidentally shoots, kills himself

http://www.standard.net/Police/2015/03/1...-hand.html

Morgan man shoots himself in hand

2 dead and 5 wounded.

[Minimalist]

Another fine example of what we allow to walk around with guns cuz - FREEDOM.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/albuq...e-of-this/

Albuquerque man claims he shot ex-girlfriend after neighbor’s dog told him ‘You need to take care of this’

My dog tells me when he wants to go out (woof) and he tells me when he wants to come back in (woof, woof). My other dog just whines. Neither one has ever told me to shoot someone. They are pacifists.

[KUSA]

Son of Sam?

[Minimalist]

Pit Bulls are notoriously untrustworthy.

Let's see what the latest casualty toll is.

http://www.leadertelegram.com/news/front...41d89.html

Stray bullet from coyote hunter kills Rusk County man

http://wane.com/2015/03/13/gun-found-aft...y-officer/

Gun found after NY Sesame Street Live show belonged to off-duty officer

(At least it didn't go off. Just another careless cop.)

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/285224...U.facebook

Deputies: Man steals cellphone, accidentally shoots self. then steals car

http://www.goerie.com/woman-injured-in-e...-incident#

Woman injured in east Erie gunfire incident

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/new.../24755899/

4-year-old in grave condition after shooting

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ss...spe_3.html

Flint police looking for suspect in shooting death of 12-year-old boy

http://missoulian.com/news/local/year-ol...f605b.html

18-year-old UM student dies of accidental gunshot wound

I make it 3 dead and 3 wounded in the cause of FREEDOM.

[Minimalist]

I skipped a day and Freedom's Toll gets out of hand.

http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/sheriffs...nta/nkX5n/

Police: Wife shot by husband while cooking dinner

http://www.nbc12.com/story/28535163/spot...en-at-home

Spotsylvania woman charged with 2nd degree murder of husband

http://www.swvatoday.com/news/wytheville...d4dfb.html

Man shoots self, girlfriend accidentally in sleep

http://www.newson6.com/story/28537801/tu...l-shooting

Tulsa Man Says Girlfriend Accidentally Shot Him

http://www.dailypress.com/news/crime/dp-...story.html

Hampton police say man accidentally shot self

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2...1503170084

Daughter shot boyfriend by accident, actor Tom Savini says

http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/inde..._hand.html

4 students arrested after handgun accidentally fired in Kalamazoo Loy Norrix High School restroom

At least they were smart enough not to hit anyone.

http://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/a...28502.html

Man goes to jail after shooting himself in the foot, police say

http://www.ocala.com/article/20150316/AR...l&tc=pgall

A 52-year-old man reportedly shot himself in the hand Sunday as he tried to adjust the sight on his gun.

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2015/mar/...sing-swat/

1 in custody in UCSD accidental shooting

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-st-lucie...ort-pierce

Man arrested after alleged accidental shooting girlfriend in leg

Um,

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - UPDATE: A man was arrested after his girlfriend was shot twice in the leg Tuesday afternoon.

The victim could not explain how an accidental shooting resulted in multiple gunshot wounds to her leg”, Sheriff Mascara said.

First question in my mind, too.

http://union-bulletin.com/news/2015/mar/...bend-wash/

A King County sheriff's spokesman says a nine-hour standoff with an armed man in the North Bend, Wash., area has ended after a female hostage was released and the man surrendered, accidentally shooting himself in the chest as he did so.

I make it 2 dead and 10 wounded in the cause of L-ARGO's Second Amendmenting themselves into the hospital. No wonder our medical costs are outrageous!

[Minimalist]

More assholes - more guns

http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-ki...g/31912240

PD: Men playing with gun leads to fatal shooting in Spring Branch

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/...146503.php

A 6-year-old Houston boy died Thursday night after being shot in the head by a bullet that came through his family's apartment wall from an adjacent unit.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/hpd-wo...y/31912508

Woman shot in head during possible road rage incident on North Freeway

http://wric.com/2015/03/19/petersburg-st...chool-bus/

Petersburg student accidentally shoots himself on school bus

http://7online.com/news/2-port-authority...ff/565293/

2 Port Authority officers wounded after gun being cleaned accidentally goes off

http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/28564061/nor...l-shooting

DALTON, Ga. (AP) - Authorities in northwest Georgia say a toddler has been hospitalized in an accidental shooting.

Murray County Sheriff Gary Langford tells the Dalton Daily Citizen the 2-year-old girl apparently shot herself just below her navel Thursday morning and has been taken to the Hamilton County Medical Center. Details on how the girl got the gun weren't immediately available.

( I can hazard a guess. Some dumbass L-ARGO left it lying around.)

http://www.kswo.com/story/28554813/girl-...by-brother

Girl accidentally shot by brother

http://wane.com/2015/03/19/teen-dies-aft...in-garage/

BLUFFTON, Ind. (WANE) A 19-year-old holding a loaded gun died after he accidentally pulled the trigger and shot himself in the face according to the Bluffton Police Department

http://www.beardstownnewspapers.com/poli...e-news-319

Kory Cook, 20, of Browning died March 10 at 2:50 p.m. Schuyler County Coroner Terry Millslagle ruled the death as accidental, caused by the accidental discharge of a firearm.

http://www.timesherald.com/general-news/...ce-station

Conshohocken officer accidentally shoots self in Plymouth police station

http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/latestl...l-shooting

Police suspect accidental firing in Grandview boy’s death; suspect held

http://www.kotatv.com/news/south-dakota-...g/31874578

RAPID CITY, S.D. -

Rapid City police today arrested the suspect in last weekend’s shooting, which police determined was accidental.

http://flaglerlive.com/75983/fake-id-arrests/

Another Accidental Shooting in Palm Coast

http://www.kspr.com/news/local/accidenta...0_31870056

deputies determined that Isgrigg mishandled a firearm while in the presence of the child, who is a family member. The handgun discharged causing the bullet to penetrate through Isgrigg’s leg then through the child’s leg.

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2015/03/18...-died.html

Caldwell police: 15-year-old died in accidental shooting

http://www.azfamily.com/story/28554327/a...-gun-range

AZ Corrections officer wounded in accidental shooting at gun range

I make it 6 dead and 12 wounded in Murrica's continuing effort to "defend itself."

[Minimalist]

This is not a good idea for Gun Nut Nation.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/comin...alifornia/

Coming soon: Your own personal flamethrower — unless you live in California

Can't see anything good coming of this one.

George Carlin identified the danger long ago.

[Foxaèr]

Can't figure out how to get FB images to post xD

[Minimalist]

I know nothing about FB...by intent.


However, here's another example of why you need a gun in the house...never know when you'll run out of OJ.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/lack-...-buttocks/

Lack of orange juice leads Louisiana man to shoot son in buttocks

Perhaps a "criminal" will break in and steal a glass of juice?